why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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