my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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