: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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