Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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