Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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