please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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