Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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