Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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