I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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