he shaved USA in his pubs
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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