We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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