my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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