I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
try to milk me bitch
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