The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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