i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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