Dual....:-)
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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