theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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