South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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