He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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