I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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