There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
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SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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