sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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