You're completely useless in the revolution.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
