if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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