I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
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I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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