She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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