how can u be prego again
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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