Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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