69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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