This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
