I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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