That's intense
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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