We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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