Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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