i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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