Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I love having hate sex.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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