No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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