I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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