I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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