my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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