he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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