haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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