walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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