hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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