I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
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Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize