Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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