And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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