Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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