Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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