I'm really into asian looking animals
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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