I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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