now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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