shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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