i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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